An Englishman in Texas

Thursday, 26 October 2023

Mark

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From September 1985 to August 1987 I lived in the village of Otham in Kent, specifically in Hollytree House, a cottage situated on the imagi...
Thursday, 7 July 2022

Emergency Room

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I occasionally suffer from diverticulitis. Small food particles become lodged inside pockets which, because I'm old, have formed in the ...
Thursday, 3 February 2022

Schrödinger's Bollix

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Phone pranks were what we did back when the telephone was the only available means of anonymous instantaneous communication. It involved cal...
Thursday, 27 January 2022

Boozehound

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I've been here ten years and I still don't fully understand bars. There's one called Boozehounds fairly close to where I live. T...
Thursday, 20 January 2022

The Free Bike

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I'm heading back from McAllister Park and I pass the parking lot. I notice Carmen sat at one of the benches. Her bike is on its stand ne...
Thursday, 13 January 2022

Ollie

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I wrote about Ollie back in November , and now he's gone. Bess and I first saw him as a tiny black kitten shooting across a street near ...
Thursday, 6 January 2022

Wedding

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Despite living in San Antonio, Texas, I encounter other English people with some frequency. They tend to divide into two types - those with ...
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Lawrence Burton
Lawrence Burton writes books, paints pictures, and has been involved with all sorts of weirdy music bands of the kind posthumously described as industrial by idiots who weren't there. He grew up in England, specifically on the farm upon which Teletubbies would eventually be filmed, but now lives in San Antonio, Texas with his wife, a number of cats, and a couple of bunnies. His favourite shows are Kenneth Clark's Civilisation and Still Game.
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