Friday 21 June 2013

The Brilliant and Unauthorised Doctor Who Book of the Name Doctor Who Repeated 75,466 Times in an Assortment of Differing Fonts for No Obvious Reason


Hey reader, have you ever wondered how it would be to own a book comprising the name of that mysterious traveller in time and space known only as the Doctor repeated over and over, page after page, 75,466 times? Have you ever gazed forlornly at your bookshelf and noticed a void of solitude between The Unofficial Doctor Who Guide to Doctor Who Stationary and Office Supplies volume four 1976-1980 and Friends Call Me Toba: A Life of Kenneth Ives, a void which can only be plugged by the important purchase of your one-millionth Doctor Who book, perhaps even a fun book comprising the name of that mysterious traveller in time and space known only as the Doctor repeated over and over, page after page, 75,466 times? Well, wonder nor gaze forlornly no more nor further, fellow Whoist for Brilliant Publications can now exclusively convey unto you The Brilliant and Unauthorised Doctor Who Book of the Name Doctor Who Repeated 75,466 Times in an Assortment of Differing Fonts for No Obvious Reason by renowned typographer and devotee of the adventures of that mysterious traveller in time and space known only as the Doctor, Brian R. Pantaloon, beautifully presented in a numbered hardcover edition with colour cover and black and white interior, as a collector's hardcover. Inside you will be delight to have find of the name Doctor Who on many page in Arial, Consolas, Comic Sans, Gills Sans, Times New Roman, Tahoma and a wide range of three other popular fonts, all rendered in varying sizes and with a special section of italics and bold text, and all beautifully presented in a numbered hardcover edition which will be individually assembled one at a time as orders are received. You have bought the rest. Now you will buy this one too. You will enjoy it very much!

1 comment:

  1. Dr. Pantaloons obtained his degree in Diddly-Squatology from the Edgeways Nowhere College in 2002, before completing his Ph.D on the significance of pumpernickel in the arse of legendarily anonymous crossword compiler F. Noisome Flump Jr. at the University of Western Beggard, in 2008. He has been called one of the foremost experts on very little, and is widely regarded with pity.

    Natalie Danks-Smith is an actress. She has never met Dr. Pantaloons.

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